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너 혹시 메갈 됐냐 / 나때문에 됐나 싶어서 문자했다...아님말아라

 

i respect women so much that i never have sex with them

 

참치회 무한리필(3회)

 

my parents still pay my phone bill / in my defense... im only 32 years old!

 

i have mental illinois

 

are you okay? / no, next question

 

brings cocaine to the airport so you can pet the dogs

 

i think it was more difficult to graduate than to cross the border.

 

please don't park too close. i'm fat.

 

please do not eat children and elderly.

 

you and your family

 

do not come into the pig world